Let’s talk grub.

The food? Bangin’. Our private chef’s got hands — we’re talking fresh, made-from-scratch meals that’ll have you licking plates and maybe each other. You’re not gonna find this level of flavor at any of the local spots. It’s giving five-star, not hangover burrito.

When you roll in, we’ve got you. Chips, guac, salsa, and drinks waiting so you can drop your bags, pop a top, and slide straight into vacation mode. Later that night, we’re laying down a full Mexican feast — chicken, beef, seafood, veggie, or a mix. No stress, just good food and good times.

You’ll get two chef-made meals a day, Monday through Saturday, already included in your booking. No extra charges, no grocery runs, no “what should we do for dinner?” Just show up hungry and a little slutty.

We’ve got space for 30 to sit together, whether you wanna do big family dinners or break it up into smaller crews. Your call. Either way, you’re getting fed, hydrated, and ready to hit the pool (or whoever’s in it).

Eat up, boys. It’s gonna be a wild week.